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Ted Edison or Dead Cousin Ted is a cousin of Dr. Fred's family. He died sometime in May 1972. He is a mummy and has his own room in the Mansion.
His room is complete with a sarcophagus (with a mini TV inside), a Hunk-O-Matic weight lifting machine, and he is found in the bath tub. When the faucet sprinkles water, he somehow moves away from it, revealing Edna's phone number that is written on the wall.